Cris.

officialdogblog:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

(Source: circumcisions, via life-is-no-storybook)

mojosodope178:

lsdisco:

almost-famovs:

pizza:

there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it

or we could all pitch $20 for $2 billion sack. And make like a bon-fire in some-sort of stadium. Then we can all just be high as shit and dance around and blog and get naked

I like the second idea a lot

again, two types of people

(via life-is-no-storybook)

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

(via tacosandtrumpets)